Got the munchies? If you smoke a lot of pot, as I do, then you most likely suffer the munchies. We all do, right? Well, if you’re overweight like 70% of Americans are, I am here to help. I know some amazing treats and tricks that taste just as good as the crap you are poisoning yourself with right now. So, put down the Doritos, throw those cookies out the window and pour that Mountain Dew down the toilet. It’s time to eat better, feel better and be better.ou’re cheating on that diet. But the truth is tacos are awesome and healthy. Just don’t use mayonnaise or chemical cheese sauces. Tacos contain high protein meat, lettuce and tomato and whatever fresh veggies you like. That is my new favourite munchies treat. Its filling and it tastes great. Celery is the best of the best for weight loss. It tastes like nothing. So, you will want to get into combos.

Got the Munchies? Don’t Eat Junk Food

You do not have to poison yourself to chew on something yummy. In fact, some of the tastiest treats are good for you. And most stores bought snacks are not only really bad for your health, but they also don’t taste as good as you think they do. They’re just addictive chemicals fooling your brain. And subsequently killing your body. It’s amazing what we do to ourselves. The real irony is that you want to be happy and feel good. But you do the opposite of what that requires.

Junk food is a literal poison. Read the list of ingredients in any store-bought snack food. Firstly, you will notice a long list of chemicals and ingredients that you can’t even pronounce. You don’t need to know how to pronounce these deadly cancer-causing chemicals. However, you do need to know that they are killing you slowly. Worse than that, they make you fat and sick in the meanwhile. Ultimately, you’re not fat, you’re toxic. I used to love McDonald’s. It was my favourite munchies cure. Then my doctor told me if I continued I would die a painful death, soon. The truth is that the “food” at McDonald’s is not really “food.” Read this link… McDonald’s is poison.” I hope you just read that article and never support those murdering, lying bastards again. There are better choices and alternatives.

Healthier Alternatives

You do want to be happy, right? You would probably like to be healthier too, right? Well, that is all about diet. I understand you want to stuff your huge pie hole with yummy snacks. Well, you can. But you need healthier alternatives. And it’s not only cheaper but its also easier. It makes so much sense. I get mad when I see fat and unhappy people. What do you think poison does to your body and mind? Well, it makes you fat and depressed. You feel like shit because your body is literally fighting for its life, and losing.

Why not try blueberries instead of pepperoni pizza? It will take a little getting used to. I know you chose pizza just then. That is normal. But this too shall pass my friends. It takes a little re-wiring, literally. Your brain is wired for what it knows. Plus these drug peddlers know what they’re doing. You’re an addict, just like heroin or cigarettes. But trust me its worth a try. Blueberries are delicious, they help you lose weight and fight cancer. Oh, and they are filling. You can drizzle them in organic chocolate or freeze them too. Once you start losing weight and feeling better and looking better you will forget all about that pepperoni pizza.

Eat a taco. Tacos kick ass. Then you can feel like you’re cheating on that diet. But the truth is tacos are awesome and healthy. Just don’t use mayonnaise or chemical cheese sauces. Tacos contain high protein meat, lettuce and tomato and whatever fresh veggies you like. That is my new favourite munchies treat. Its filling and it tastes great. Celery is the best of the best for weight loss. It tastes like nothing. So, you will want to get into combos.

I Will Take the Combo Please

Combos are my salvation. You can combine just about anything and create a personal masterpiece. I think we can all agree that celery is shit when compared to a cheeseburger, french fries or fried anything. However, we can make it tolerable by combining it with something else. For example, spread some peanut butter on that celery. Now you’ve got everything you need in healthy fashion. Nuts are the best snack bar none. Almonds, cashews, pistachios, and peanuts are full of healthy fat, and protein. When you combine nuts with whole wheat bread or crackers as a spread you get a really yummy snack that is actually really good for you. Nuts are chock full of antioxidants and vitamins.

Here’s a combo delight that works wonders, avocado toast. Have you tried avocado toast? It is amazing. Crunchy, slightly burnt toast with a spicy or onion laced avocado spread? Oh, hell yea! How about fruit? The combos are endless. You can make smoothies and shakes, healthy ice cream, sauces and so much more. Use your imagination. Do some research. Get healthy. And feel better, physically and mentally. Make healthier choices when you get the munchies. Your high will be better. And your life will be better. Do it!